Aug28
“ Please let Cats win against the Sharks. ”
Jan29
“ Please stay my hand as my co–workers spend 15 minutes totally ruining Lost for me even though I asked them not to. ”
Jan10
Me, just now. (via madyago)
“ Please allow SNL to have the good common sense to provide me with a sketch starring NPH with nothing on but his winning smile.
SERIOUSLY SNL.
Get with it. ”
Nov28
“ Thank you for making so many terrific sales today. ”
Nov13
“ Please turn the Sun back on. I am not ready for winter yet. ”
Sep9
“ Please protect me from the Large Hardon Collider. ”
Sep9
“ Please protect my wallet from Steve Job’s evil ways. ”
Aug14
“ Please make my new co–worker move on to greener pastures. ”
Jun16
“ Please let MobileMe solve all my .Mac problems. ”
May15
“ Please take American Gladiators off the air. ”