“ Please take American Gladiators off the air.
Dear Jesus
“ I want an iPhone.
“ Would you have been betrayed if you had a last dinner instead of a last supper? Dinner can be heavy and they may have slept it off.
“ Please let there be vegetable sushi at the cafeteria today.
“ What is your favorite National Lampoon’s Vacation movie? Mine is European Vacation.
“ Please make it stop snowing so we can leave some furniture outside for the less fortunate.
“ Please make Linden Labs stop billing my Second Life account three times in one week.
“ Please stop Amazon from adding more MP3 albums, I am going broke.
“ Please let my co-workers stop talking for just a few minutes today.
“ Please let Barack Obama win over that immoral Hilary Clinton for the Massachusetts primary.