August 2009
1 post
1 tag
“Please let Cats win against the Sharks.”
January 2009
2 posts
“Please stay my hand as my co–workers spend 15 minutes totally ruining Lost for...”
“Please allow SNL to have the good common sense to provide me with a sketch...”
– Me, just now. (via madyago)
November 2008
2 posts
“Thank you for making so many terrific sales today.”
“Please turn the Sun back on. I am not ready for winter yet.”
September 2008
2 posts
“Please protect me from the Large Hardon Collider.”
1 tag
“Please protect my wallet from Steve Job’s evil ways.”
August 2008
1 post
“Please make my new co–worker move on to greener pastures.”
June 2008
1 post
1 tag
“Please let MobileMe solve all my .Mac problems.”
May 2008
2 posts
“Please take American Gladiators off the air.”
“I want an iPhone.”
April 2008
1 post
“Would you have been betrayed if you had a last dinner instead of a last supper?...”
March 2008
3 posts
2 tags
“Please let there be vegetable sushi at the cafeteria today.”
“What is your favorite National Lampoon’s Vacation movie? Mine is European...”
2 tags
“Please make it stop snowing so we can leave some furniture outside for the less...”
February 2008
5 posts
“Please make Linden Labs stop billing my Second Life account three times in one...”
“Please stop Amazon from adding more MP3 albums, I am going broke.”
“Please let my co-workers stop talking for just a few minutes today.”
“Please let Barack Obama win over that immoral Hilary Clinton for the...”
“Please don’t let Microsoft buy Yahoo!”