August 2009
1 post
1 tag
Please let Cats win against the Sharks.
January 2009
2 posts
Please stay my hand as my co–workers spend 15 minutes totally ruining Lost for...
Please allow SNL to have the good common sense to provide me with a sketch...
– Me, just now. (via madyago)
November 2008
2 posts
Thank you for making so many terrific sales today.
Please turn the Sun back on. I am not ready for winter yet.
September 2008
2 posts
Please protect me from the Large Hardon Collider.
1 tag
Please protect my wallet from Steve Job’s evil ways.
August 2008
1 post
Please make my new co–worker move on to greener pastures.
June 2008
1 post
1 tag
Please let MobileMe solve all my .Mac problems.
May 2008
2 posts
Please take American Gladiators off the air.
I want an iPhone.
April 2008
1 post
Would you have been betrayed if you had a last dinner instead of a last supper?...
March 2008
3 posts
2 tags
Please let there be vegetable sushi at the cafeteria today.
What is your favorite National Lampoon’s Vacation movie? Mine is European...
2 tags
Please make it stop snowing so we can leave some furniture outside for the less...
February 2008
5 posts
Please make Linden Labs stop billing my Second Life account three times in one...
Please stop Amazon from adding more MP3 albums, I am going broke.
Please let my co-workers stop talking for just a few minutes today.
Please let Barack Obama win over that immoral Hilary Clinton for the...
Please don’t let Microsoft buy Yahoo!