“Please let Cats win against the Sharks.”
“Please stay my hand as my co–workers spend 15 minutes totally ruining Lost for me even though I asked them not to.”
“Please allow SNL to have the good common sense to provide me with a sketch starring NPH with nothing on but his winning smile.
SERIOUSLY SNL.
Get with it.”
— Me, just now. (via madyago)
“Thank you for making so many terrific sales today.”
“Please turn the Sun back on. I am not ready for winter yet.”
“Please protect me from the Large Hardon Collider.”
“Please protect my wallet from Steve Job’s evil ways.”
“Please make my new co–worker move on to greener pastures.”
“Please let MobileMe solve all my .Mac problems.”
“Please take American Gladiators off the air.”