“ Please protect me from the Large Hardon Collider.
Dear Jesus
“ Please protect my wallet from Steve Job’s evil ways.
“ Please make my new co–worker move on to greener pastures.
“ Please let MobileMe solve all my .Mac problems.
“ Please take American Gladiators off the air.
“ I want an iPhone.
“ Would you have been betrayed if you had a last dinner instead of a last supper? Dinner can be heavy and they may have slept it off.
“ Please let there be vegetable sushi at the cafeteria today.
“ What is your favorite National Lampoon’s Vacation movie? Mine is European Vacation.
“ Please make it stop snowing so we can leave some furniture outside for the less fortunate.