Tumblr (3.0; @dearjesus)http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/“Please let MobileMe solve all my .Mac problems.”http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/38613586http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/38613586Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:39:58 -0400Apple“Please take American Gladiators off the air.”http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/34968761http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/34968761Thu, 15 May 2008 21:54:20 -0400“I want an iPhone.”http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/34850797http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/34850797Wed, 14 May 2008 22:47:12 -0400“Would you have been betrayed if you had a last dinner instead of a last supper? Dinner can be heavy and they may have slept it off.”http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/32292764http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/32292764Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:58:35 -0400“Please let there be vegetable sushi at the cafeteria today.”http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/29921943http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/29921943Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:06:25 -0400sushifood“What is your favorite National Lampoon’s Vacation movie? Mine is European Vacation.”http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/28788727http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/28788727Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:56:59 -0400“Please make it stop snowing so we can leave some furniture outside for the less fortunate.”http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/27692185http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/27692185Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:43:59 -0500furnituresnow“Please make Linden Labs stop billing my Second Life account three times in one week.”http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/25789101http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/25789101Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:22:41 -0500“Please stop Amazon from adding more MP3 albums, I am going broke.”http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/25784931http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/25784931Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:16:36 -0500“Please let my co-workers stop talking for just a few minutes today.”http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/25694502http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/25694502Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:19:30 -0500“Please let Barack Obama win over that immoral Hilary Clinton for the Massachusetts primary.”http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/25625020http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/25625020Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:19:54 -0500“Please don’t let Microsoft buy Yahoo!”http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/25584225http://dearjesus.tumblr.com/post/25584225Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:30:48 -0500